1. You never work out and you have a six-pack
  2. You win hide-and-go-seek every time
  3. Your dog has once bitten your arm down to the elbow
  4. Your dad relies on you to go and fix the problem in the crowded attic
  5. You fast, but you aren't fast
  6. You would feel comfortable living in a house that appears on the show "Hoarders"
  7. You don't even chew gum or eat brocoli
  8. Looking at food makes you barf
  9. When all of your clothes are way too big.
  10. When people tell you your skinny/pretty and you don't believe them.